var quotes=new Array()

quotes[0]='God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.<i>-Jewish proverb</i>'

quotes[1]='The mother\'s heart is the child\'s schoolroom.<i>-Henry Ward Beecher</i>'

quotes[2]='All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother.<i>-Abraham Lincoln</i>'

quotes[3]='A mother\'s yearning feels the presence of the cherished child even in the degraded man <i>-George Eliot</i>'

quotes[4]='Let France have good mothers, and she will have good sons<i>-Nepoleon Bonaparte</i>'

quotes[5]='That best academy, a mother\'s knee <i>-James Russell Lowell</i>'

quotes[6]='Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother\'s love is not<i>-James Joyce</i>'

quotes[7]='Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother. <i>-Lin Yutang</i>'

quotes[8]='A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie<i>-Tenneva Jordan </i>'

quotes[9]='When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.<i>-Sophia Loren</i>'

quotes[11]='Only mothers can think of the future-because they give birth to it in their children.<i>-Maxim Gorky </i>'

quotes[12]='A mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody\'s grief and everybody\'s joy found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation<i>-Mark Twain</i>'

quotes[13]='A mother understands what a child does not say<i>-Jewish proverb</i>'

quotes[14]='Most mothers are instinctive philosophers<i>-Harriet Beecher Stowe</i>'

function returnQuotes () {
var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
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}